HOLIDAY GIFT
GUIDE: VOL. 2
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12.24.25
ITALIAN MADE ESPRESSO GLASSWARE For those (me) who want (need) to start their day with some va-va-voom. ![]()
DIVISION ONE CHAMPS BY FLOORPUNCH NJ’s own Floorpunch is one of the most important straight edge bands of the past 4 decades. This 7” colorway is one of the most sought after within the community as the lore behind it is endless. It’s the only thing I’ve ever wanted for Christmas, so you should want it too.
FRITZ VON ERIC “GIRLFRIENDS” PAINTING
TBH I need multiple paintings from this artist, but I rewatched the entire Girlfriends series earlier this year so this painting is at the top of my list rn. His painting style kinda reminds me of the wine mom aesthetic of the early 2000s that I love. Need this in my living room like yesterday.
WOOLY MAMMOTH TOOTH Just imagine. It’s a billion years old and no one can carry it up the 3rd story walk up.![]()
RAMSON TABLE LAMPCalm simple and sexy. Everything you could ever want for a center piece lamp for romantic dinners where you forgot to bring candles.
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MANILA FOLDER WALLETI currently use a ziploc bag as my wallet..this is an overdue upgrade. I love when things look like things they aren’t.![]()
BETSEY JOHNSON TEA PARTY DRESSA whimsical yet beautiful frilly dress made with a delicate combination of blue and pink. I’m in the midst of growing my personal style which at the moment is crazy and colorful and this dress would be a staple if I had it. I’d wear it out in places it doesn’t belong.![]()

DIVISION ONE CHAMPS BY FLOORPUNCH NJ’s own Floorpunch is one of the most important straight edge bands of the past 4 decades. This 7” colorway is one of the most sought after within the community as the lore behind it is endless. It’s the only thing I’ve ever wanted for Christmas, so you should want it too.
FRITZ VON ERIC “GIRLFRIENDS” PAINTING TBH I need multiple paintings from this artist, but I rewatched the entire Girlfriends series earlier this year so this painting is at the top of my list rn. His painting style kinda reminds me of the wine mom aesthetic of the early 2000s that I love. Need this in my living room like yesterday.
WOOLY MAMMOTH TOOTH Just imagine. It’s a billion years old and no one can carry it up the 3rd story walk up.

RAMSON TABLE LAMPCalm simple and sexy. Everything you could ever want for a center piece lamp for romantic dinners where you forgot to bring candles.

MANILA FOLDER WALLETI currently use a ziploc bag as my wallet..this is an overdue upgrade. I love when things look like things they aren’t.

BETSEY JOHNSON TEA PARTY DRESSA whimsical yet beautiful frilly dress made with a delicate combination of blue and pink. I’m in the midst of growing my personal style which at the moment is crazy and colorful and this dress would be a staple if I had it. I’d wear it out in places it doesn’t belong.

VINTAGE ADIDAS SANTOS KNEE HIGH BOXING BOOTS Because they’d go with everything…. obviously. Or just really come in handy during a late night bartime brawl, defending someone’s honor, y’know?
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KARL MARX’ CAPTIAL IN LITHOGRAPHS BY HUGO GELLERT (1ST EDITION)
My favorite things collide into one unique artifact. History, politics, and art.
PIERRE LABORDE HANDBAG Go and add me to the list of 100s of women that don’t live in NYC and are on a waitlst for this bag. The slouch, the patterns, the handle - it’s like he jumped in my mind and made the handbag I’ve been dreaming of all year. If Santa can make a stop at the the Grand Bazaar Flea Market, I’d be greatful.
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DIPTYQUE FRAGRANCE PHILOSYKOS Sprayed this on myself and was intoxicating all day. First thing I buy when the Big Money hits!
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CAST IRON TURTLE TRAYDesk pet for your rings when the typing is serious. Also just adorable duh.
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TOYO CANTILEVER TOOLBOX ST-350 R (RED) I’ve collected so many art supplies since my freshman year of design school and currently they live in a plastic fishing tackle box and the lid is falling off, this metal one would be a much needed upgrade.
SALT SAILOR HATCombinding my love of silly hats and shopping from small women owned businesses!![]()
THE CREATIVE ACT Catching up on some light reading here.![]()

KARL MARX’ CAPTIAL IN LITHOGRAPHS BY HUGO GELLERT (1ST EDITION)
My favorite things collide into one unique artifact. History, politics, and art.
PIERRE LABORDE HANDBAG Go and add me to the list of 100s of women that don’t live in NYC and are on a waitlst for this bag. The slouch, the patterns, the handle - it’s like he jumped in my mind and made the handbag I’ve been dreaming of all year. If Santa can make a stop at the the Grand Bazaar Flea Market, I’d be greatful.

DIPTYQUE FRAGRANCE PHILOSYKOS Sprayed this on myself and was intoxicating all day. First thing I buy when the Big Money hits!

CAST IRON TURTLE TRAYDesk pet for your rings when the typing is serious. Also just adorable duh.

TOYO CANTILEVER TOOLBOX ST-350 R (RED) I’ve collected so many art supplies since my freshman year of design school and currently they live in a plastic fishing tackle box and the lid is falling off, this metal one would be a much needed upgrade.
SALT SAILOR HATCombinding my love of silly hats and shopping from small women owned businesses!

THE CREATIVE ACT Catching up on some light reading here.

PULP ART STYLE TATTOO BACK PIECEPreferably from Zanereti, an excellent tattoo artist based in Phoenix. For like, 2k, it’s a super lowkey way to forever celebrate the divine feminine, in my opinion.
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TEKLA DUVET COVER IN WARM BONE
Strictly to impress my crush
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SADI STUDIOS BOOTSOh the places we’d go - I need a new pair of boots to cherish and grow with and these look like my type. Call me when they restock my size.
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VISCOSE JOURNAL ISSUE 02 I add this to cart everytime I smoke a joint. What is better than a beautiful object of fashion criticism….
ORCHID LEATHER - VAN CLEEFIf you’ve ever wanted to smell like a leather jacket and also like you came home from berghain at 6am this is the scent 4 U
PEANUTS COIN PURSEI want my purse to be more organized but make it cute ! I always have lose change or even to hold earrings and rings.
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SIMIHAVE LIP BALM AND KEYCHAIN HOLDER
A keychain lip balm is genius, I always lose lip balms RIP. And I love this brand product design and packaging.![]()
A PINK GENERATION IPOD NANO WITH UNLIMITED STORAGE It would be a helpful device to have because I don’t want to rely on streaming services anymore and it would allow for some actual ownership of the music. In my fantasy it’s already got to have my music downloaded in it, cause I don’t feel like doing all that.![]()

TEKLA DUVET COVER IN WARM BONE
Strictly to impress my crush

SADI STUDIOS BOOTSOh the places we’d go - I need a new pair of boots to cherish and grow with and these look like my type. Call me when they restock my size.

VISCOSE JOURNAL ISSUE 02 I add this to cart everytime I smoke a joint. What is better than a beautiful object of fashion criticism….
ORCHID LEATHER - VAN CLEEFIf you’ve ever wanted to smell like a leather jacket and also like you came home from berghain at 6am this is the scent 4 U
PEANUTS COIN PURSEI want my purse to be more organized but make it cute ! I always have lose change or even to hold earrings and rings.
SIMIHAVE LIP BALM AND KEYCHAIN HOLDER
A keychain lip balm is genius, I always lose lip balms RIP. And I love this brand product design and packaging.

A PINK GENERATION IPOD NANO WITH UNLIMITED STORAGE It would be a helpful device to have because I don’t want to rely on streaming services anymore and it would allow for some actual ownership of the music. In my fantasy it’s already got to have my music downloaded in it, cause I don’t feel like doing all that.



